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Jokes circulate about adult sites surviving web certificate and PHP issues

Original: Hey, I haven't checked yet, but have the pornography sites survived the certificate and php issues? Asking for a friend.

A running joke on social platforms asks whether pornography websites are still up amid recent certificate and PHP problems, with the poster noting that only cat pictures can still be confirmed working. The quip leans on the long-standing joke that adult content and kittens drove early internet adoption, using humour to comment on broader web reliability concerns.

Why now: People are sharing a humorous take on recent web infrastructure problems affecting HTTPS certificates and PHP.

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• Hey, I haven't checked yet, but have the pornography sites survived the certificate and php issues? Asking for a friend. I, of course, only want to know because porn and kittens have been the incentives of internet use for a long time. I can still see kittens, so we're at… · knowprose · 3

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